I really need a better title.

mynamekyle:

why is this porn star’s twitter set to private

I’ve seen you with ten dicks in your butt

and you want your internet text messages to be private?

boo, no 

inthemess:

Inorganic Flora by Macoto Murayama

Congrats to Cole & Dylan Sprouse for being the only people in my generation of Disney that HAVE NOT launched a singing career.

forshitsandgigggles:

& our generation thanks you:

(Source: xaviierjuniior, via vickyann)

I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

between-rage-and-serenity:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

(Source: not-a-painbow, via vickyann)

“‘Cause you have amazing eyes. The right one suspicious and the left one wants my love.”

(Source: lovequotesrus, via c0nur)

I really wish my parents would die. My sister too. Or me. Someone needs to die I feel. I’ve cried every day since my birthday (except Sunday). I’m so sick of crying every day because I’m cooped up at home and it’s so much effort to do anything. I hate that it takes so much talking to convince my mom to let me cross the street to the opposite neighborhood by walking. Sometimes I consider cutting myself just so they know that something really is wrong. I hate being over protected. I hate being so full of hate but I can’t stop myself. I actually think to myself, “I’m never coming home and my parents are never going to meet my kids.” What I hate more is thinking that people who aren’t family or relatives will leave me because they’ll get sick of me saying that I can’t go out or that we must going through such excessive steps just to simply hang out. I feel so bad and crushed for both ends. I just want to die. People always says, “I’ll stick around, I wont leave you.” But I know that isn’t true. Everyone in the past eventually got sick of it and we lost touch. You don’t see it yet, but you will all leave me. I mean, I wouldn’t blame the person because guess what? I’d leave myself too. I’d just really find it hard to look the person in the eyes ever again.

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happy birthday to me.

tyleroakley:

God bless this post.

(Source: paulscheer)

mynamekyle:

I think my computer has a virus